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1/28/10 - Sex Appeal

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A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."

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1/22/10 - Its All Relative

One day, a man went up to God and asked, "God, how many years is 1000 earth years for you?" 

And God replied, "A second". 

Then the man asked, "How much is 10 million dollars for you?" 

And God replied again, "A penny." 

So, the man asked him one more question, "So, God could you give me a penny?" 

God said, "Sure, one sec."

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An elder Cherokee Native American was teaching his grandchildren about life. He said to them, "A fight is going on inside me... It is a terrible fight and it is between 2 wolves." One wolf represents fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other stands for joy, peace, love, hope, sharing, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, friendship, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith. This same fight is going on inside you... And inside every other person, too... They thought about it for a minute...

Then one child asked his grandfather: "Which wolf will win?" The old Cherokee simply replied... "The one you feed."

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Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British

TV host Anne Diamond when he used the Spanish word "mañana".

Diamond asked him to explain what it meant. He

said that the term means, "Maybe the job will be done tomor-

row, maybe the next day, maybe the day after that. Perhaps

next week, next month, next year who cares?"

 

The host turned to Irishman Shay Brennan who was also on the

show and asked him if there was an equivalent term in Irish.

"No. In Ireland we don't have a word to describe that degree

of urgency."